El nuevo vocabulario de Internet

La siguiente lista comprende palabras relacionadas con el mundo de internet, videojuegos, foros, redes sociales... o que simplemente han aparecido y se han popularizado gracias al potencial viralizador de la red.
Algunas de ellas ya estaban en uso antes, pero con internet han adquirido una nueva dimensión o han escapado de lo sectorial para pasar al campo del lenguaje popular e indiscriminado.
Abundan los anglicismos; acrónimos como "LOL" o "AFK"; o sinécdoques como "googlear", "photoshopear" o "autotunear".

• +1 (en respuesta a un comentario con el que estás de acuerdo)
• +10000 (forma hiperbólica a emplear cuando alguien ya usó previamente el "+1")
• 3D
• AFK (Away From Keyboard)
• AdBlocker (para evitar publicidad)
• Adds (anuncios, publicidad)
• Actualización, actualizar
• Admin
• Agregar (al Facebook) 
• Alias
• App
• Artiste (artista, despectivamente)
• Autotune, llevar autotune (ya existía de antes, pero ahora se usa más coloquialmente)
• Away, estar away, "he estado away mucho tiempo del foro, pero he vuelto")
• Bajar, bajarse (descargar material de la red)
• Ban, baneo, banear
• Banner, ventanita
• Bizarro (en su nuevo uso popularizado en internet ha recuperado su significado original de "extraño", en lugar de "valiente")
• Bit
• Byte
• Blog, bloguero
• Bloquear (a alguien en una red social)
• Bot
• Bug, bugueado, buguearse
• CAD
• Cadena (propagación buscada de un contenido)
• Caerse (perder la conexión)
• Campero, camper, campear (en un juego multijugador, permanecer en una posición segura desde la que poder ganar fácilmente dejando que sean los jugadores rivales los que asuman los mayores riesgos)
• Captcha
• Captura, screenshot
• Carpeta, folder en latinoamérica. 
• Catfish. Significa impostor. Hoy en día es muy fácil que esa persona con quien te comunicas por internet o el móvil no sea quien dice ser... ni lo que dice ser. Te pueden estar catfisheando.
• Cazapartners
• Chat, chatero, chatear
• Cheats, chetos, cheater, chetado (trampas mediante hacks en un juego)
• Ciberacoso
• Ciberataque
• Ciberbuying, ciberacoso
• Cibercafé (duraron poco)
• Cibersexo
• Click bait
• Cliquear
• Click SPAM: Darle al botón del ratón con la mayor frecuencia posible. Determinante en algunos juegos de combate para dar más golpes en menos tiempo contra el adversario.
• Coach, coacher (entrenador, animador, charlatán, pero en plan "cool")
• Comebragas
• Conspiparanoico
• Cool
• Cooldown, receso, cuenta-atrás. Tiempo que hay que esperar antes de ejecutar cierta acción o descargar un fichero (por ejemplo en algunos sitios te hacen esperar para descargar algo gratis, y si no quieres esperar, pagas)
• Correo (Ahora por defecto no significa correo postal, sino correo electrónico)
• Crack, crackear
• Crasheo, crashear (fallar el software)
• Crowdfunding
• Cuenta (en un servicio web)
• Cuñado, cuñadismo
• DAW: Digital Audio Worsktation. Programa para componer música, vamos.
• Descargar, descargarse
• Desloguearse
• Dirección, dirección de correo, "te lo envío a tu dirección"
• Dislike
• Distro
• Dominio Público, PD, Public Domain
• Donaciones (Cuando la publicidad no basta, los profesionales de la red recurren a pedir donaciones)
• Downgrade. Regreso auna versión anterior de un programa.
• Ebook, libro electrónico
• Emailear
• Emoticón, emoticono, smiley
• Enlace, hiperenlace, enlazar (ver link)
• Entrada (ver thread)
• EXE, ejecutable.
• Fail
• Fake
• Fanboy, fangirl
• Farmear (En un juego, recolectar recursos de forma eficiente o insistente)
• Fav, favear (hacer favorito)
• Feminazi
• Flame (discusión subida de tono en un foro)
• Follow, follower, dar follow
• Forerveralone (solitario, pringao)
• Foro, forero
• Forocochero
• Freeware, Shareware, Honorware (en desuso, es más de los 90)
• Gamer (jugador, así suena más "cool")
• "Get a life" 
• Gigas (gigabytes)
• GG ("Good game!", se dice por educación al final de una partida)
• Ghosting: acabar una relación simplemente desapareciendo, rompiendo el contacto, sin dar explicaciones.
• Google, Googlear
• GPL, General Public License
• La Gráfica (tarjeta gráfica
• Grifear,griefer (fastidiar, destruir)
• Hacks, hacker, hackear (Suele emplearse imprecisamente con simples "cheaters", o tramposos)
• Hater /hatear
• Hayga, habían (me duelen los ojos y oídos de escuchar tantos "que hayga gente" y "habían cuatro personas") 
• HD, Full HD (alta definición,  mínimo de 1280×720 píxels
• Hilo (ver thread)
• Hoax. Engaño, fraude, broma, historia falsa, sin pérdida económica. Si hubiera estafa monetaria hablaríamos de scam.
• Host, hosting. Alojamiento en la www
• Hoygan, gracias de antebrazo
• Hype. Crear hype. Crear espectativas, atrapar a los consumidores previamente al lanzamiento de un producto para que el día del estreno éste tenga mayor éxito.
• IA, AI (inteligencia artificial)
• IRL (In real life)
• Ignore, poner a alguien en ignore
• Influencer
• Ingeniería social
• Ir a pedales el internet (conexión lenta)
• IZI [easy] (Viene a decir que fue fácil ganarte, con recochineo)
• Karma
• Kickear, Kick, Autokick
• Kilobytes
• KW: Keyboard Warrior. Es un SJW pero por internet, escondido detrás de un teclado.
• LOL (Laughing Out Loud) y también League Of Legends
• La Nube, Cloud
• Lag, tener lag, ir/estar lagueado, laguearse
• Leyenda urbana
• Like, likear
• Link, linkear, linkar (ver enlace)
• Linuxero
• Log, loguear (guardar transcripción)
• Loguearse (de Log in), ingresar (en latinoamérica)
• Loot (saqueo), lootear [lutear] (recopilarbotín o equipamiento en un juego)
• Lurkear, lurker
• MOB = NPC = PNJ (personaje no jugador)
• MOD (moderador)
• Mackero
• Mafia (dícese de grupo de personas más influyentes en un foro o comunidad, amigos entre ellos)
• Mail, mailing
• Manco, manquear (ser torpe en un juego)
• Mangina
• Meet & greet (como una kedada, pero de fans en torno a un influencer, y posiblemente pagando)
• Megas (megabytes)
• Meme
• Milenial
• Missing, estar missing: estar desaparecido, no se sabe de tí desde hace tiempo (aunque ésta es pre-internet).
• Mojabragas
• Mutear, silenciar a alguien en un foro, chat o red social.
• Nas (abreviatura de "¡Buenas!")
• Nerfeado, nerfear (Reducir o eliminar prestaciones a algo)
• Nick, nickname
• NiNi
• Niño rata
• Noob (novato)
• Nopes, nope, nop (no)
• OMG (Oh My God!)
• OP (OverPowered, potente)
• Ochobitero
• Offline
• Ola ke ase
• Online, recurso X online, por ejemplo: cursos online
• OpenSource
• Owner (dueño)
• Owneado. Ownear. Vencer, derrotar fulminantemente en un juego, dejar sin argumentos en una discusión.
• PRO, proaso (jugador experto y hábil, lo que antes se decía "ser un crac")
• PVP (Player VS player, antiguo Precio de Venta al Público) 
• Palabras-policía, shaming language.
• Parche. Programilla que corrije un bug en otro programa.
• Partner, (hacer) la del partner
• Pass, password. Contraseña
• Patreon (servicio para recibir donaciones que tó quisqui está poniendo para financiarse)
• Perfil (en una red social)
• Perks (ventajas)
• Photoshopeado, photoshopear (falsear una imagen)
• Pincho (memoria USB)
• Ping, pingear (sacar ventaja de un mejor ping en un juego online)
• Pirata, pirateado, piratear
• Puerto
• xel, pixelado, pixelar
• Pokerface, poner pokerface
• Portal (web multiservicios)
• Post, postear
• Postureo, postureoso
• Prank (broma, normalmente pesada) 
• Primero!, Pole!, First!: Canto de victoria que deja el que cree ser el primero en responder en un foro recién abierto. Subpole! para el segundo.
• Progre, progresía
• Publicar
• Quedada, kedada, KDD
• Rage quit (cuando un jugador abandona la partida a medias preso de la rabia de haber sido vapuleado por otro)
• RAM
• Rankearse (colocarse alto en un ranking)
• Ratón, mouse en latinoamérica.
• Re (en un chat, abreviatura de "ya estoy de regreso")
• Redes sociales
• Resetear
• Retuitear
• ROM
• Rusheo, rushear (ataque relámpago)
• Software, programa. 
• Scam. Estafas mediante el engaño a través de medios electrónicos.
• SPAM, spamer, spamero, spamear
• Spolier, espoilear
• Seguidor (ver también "follower")
• Selfie, selfi y paloselfie
• Servidor, server
• Sexting
• Shurmano, shur: forero de Forocoches.
• Sip (sí)
• SJW: Social Justice Warrior. Activista progre marxista totalitario.
• Skin (cobertura para un personaje u objeto virtual)
• Split, netplit
• Stack, estackear (apilar, agrupar. En algunos juegos, objetos de la misma entidad ocupan un sólo hueco en el inventario, por lo que puedes estackearlos)
• Stalkear, stalker. Estar al tanto de los movimientos de alguien en una red social, pero sin necesidad de estar suscrito, de forma anónima.
• Sub (suscriptor)
• Subir (telecargar material a la red)
• Team/ no team (para hacer equipo con alguien en un juego online)
• Teras (terabytes)
• Test, testing, testear, betatesteo (comprobar)
• Thread, hilo (cada uno de las entradas o temas abiertos en un foro)
• Tops (Fórmula de éxito para producir contenido basura, por ejemplo: Top de los 5 animales más peligrosos del mundo) 
• Trending Topic. Tema de moda.
• Trackear (monitorizar, usado referido a tráfico de redes o en mecanismos de IA de PNJs en videojuegos: un enemigo te "trackea" cuando te ve)
• Troll, trolear
• Troyano
• Tuitear, twitear
• Unfollow, dar unfollow
• Upgrade, mejora
• Viral, Viralizar
• Virtual, tienda virtual, visita virtual...
• Virus
• Vlog, videovlog, videovlogger
• Web, página (web)
• WIFI, pillar WIFI, robar WIFI
• WTF (What The Fuck!)
• Whore atenttion
• Windowsero
• WWW
• YT (Youtube)
• Youtuber, yutuber, youtubero
• Zasca, (hachazo, corte, respuesta contundente)

cambio de idioma inconsciente

Estaba viendo en Youtube otro dorama koreano subtitulado de esos (porque desgraciadamente je ne parle pas le korean), y por el capítulo 6 me da por leer los comentarios para reirme un rato con los suspiritos de las fans latinomericanas (aunque en éste no salía Ahn Jae-Wook, cuya presencia dispara la ñoñez)... y resulta que los comentarios están todos en inglés... ¿Qué hace tanto guiri comentando una cosa en koreano y subtítulos en espa...? ¡Carajo! ¡Que los subtítulos también están en inglés!
Llevo una hora leyendo subtítulos en inglés sin darme cuenta.

Es lo que pasa cuando cambias el chip del idioma. Y seguramente el sobreesfuerzo intelectual para escribir el tocho del post anterior (y hacerme entender) haya ayudado.

Dentro de poco me voy un mes un extranjero angloparlante, ideal para sumergirme de una vez por todas en la lengua, salvo porque como siempre (menos una vez) voy con otros españoles y al final ni te sumerges ni ná, tan sólo te mojas la punta del dedo meñique y lo único que aprendes es que no se dice "good morning", como te enseñaron en el cole, sino "morning" a secas.

-¿Ya te manejas bien con el inglés?
-No, pero me manejo de miedo conduciendo por la izquierda.

who creates money out of nothing legally?

1.
The banks can create "promised money" out of nothing when someone ask for a credit. As the money usually stands in banks, this money are only numbers that will be only "true money" when the client has paid all the credit plus the interest.
The banks only need a few amount of real money, a reserve just in case some clients want to take it out, but usually the big amounts travel as numbers from one bank to another: checks, visa cards payments, bank transfers...
10% of the money is on the streets, the 90% travels through the banks... only numbers.

The banks lend you the money you will return in the future, not their own money but your own money. Ridiculous?... of course. That's why when everybody wants to get real paper money from the banks at the same time, the banks have to close, because they don't have such amount of money but a big amount of numbers in its computers and a little amount of real money.

If I have a car I can lend this car to you and to ten more people at the same time. I'll give to all of you a note that says "This guy has a car in my garage". When all of you have returned me the cars borrowed, (a real car in this case) then I'll have eleven cars plus the interest.
And with eleven cars, I could lend 100 cars, gaining 100 more cars.
The only requirement is that none of you take out the car from my garage at the same time.
With cars it doesn't work, but with money... it's a deal!
¿Can I do that? No, that's illegal, its a cheat.
Well, I'm a bank. Can I do that? Of course, its absolutely legal.

So the banks create debts that need money to be paid. Debts and interest that can't be paid with the money that it's outside. They create problems, but not real money.

The total debt can't be paid, cos the total amount of "number money" doesn´t exist yet as "real money". Then, someone would make more money...

2.
The ones that create money out of nothing are institutions like the Federal Reserve (with the monopoly of creating dollars in the case of United States), or the Central Banks, like the European Central Bank (with the monopoly of creating euros).

And the new money is not proportional with the things to buy or the real needs, but to the debts to pay and the tricks of these smart bastards to get more richness while the rest of the world gets more and more poor.
The mechanic is to suply money one year so the people get in debt, and several years later cut the money so the people were unable to pay his debts and loses his possesion, lands and bussines. Then the banks can acquire them at low cost.
Without possesions nor lands, the people must rent, work for others... being slaves of the owners of the Earth.
The process is repeated constantly.

Some people doesn't believe it or doesn't understand... the economy is so complicated. No. Throw away the mask complicated numbers... It's very simple, it's a manipulated scam.

¿What about the aids of the banks and the governments?... well, nobody wants his slaves to die or be so bad that they start a revolution, only that they live in poverty, alive to keep working paying debts, taxes and rents.

You work a little for you, and a lot to pay taxes to pay banks, and taxes to pay governments that pay banks and "Federal Reserves", "Central Banks"... or whatever they want to call itselfs.

Even the United States don't create their own dollars, ¡their own national money!, they have to ask for a credit of new invented money to a private lucrative institution (the FED), that prints the paper-money, or digital money (and this is real money!). The debts of that trade of the state are called bonds. You are paying with your taxes, or the taxes that increases the prices of the things you buy, the interest of the people that has these bonds.
You can buy bonds too. If your country (or another country) needs more money, it could borrow from anyone, you can buy its bonds. But you will need a lot of excess money to buy a lot of them and make it a profitable deal. So this is a deal only for very rich people.
If you're not rich, work hard to pay your taxes to the deal of these rich peoples, to make them more rich.

Or you can try to became rich like them. There are a lot of books that explains how to do it, and by the way you can make more rich to the author of the book.
The fact is that: The only way to became rich is impoverishing a lot of people, the number of victims depends on how much rich do you want to be.
Directly: You have to steal. But there are illegal ways to steal and legal ways.
You can save your soul thinking that the impoverished people is stupid. The fact is that you have now their possesions, their money, their lands. They still have a country, yes, but they are owners of nothing of worth there, the owners are the richs, even then richs from another countries.
If they want to plant, they have to pay you, ¡you're the owner of his land!. They are stupid!

Do you have they rights to rob a person the land that could give him the food and the house where he could live simply cause he's stupid or he doesn`t have an army like you?...
OF COURSE!!!! You must have fallen from the Moon asking about that.

Well, if that were true...
¿How can it be? ¿How the politicians that support that reach the power? These two are the same questions and the same answers.
¿Because the people vote?... [laughts] People can only vote betwen a black smiling dog or a white similing dog. The best smile wins!
Furthermore, if you live in the First World, you can being exploited, but never such notoriusly as if you lived at the Third World.


There are some videos and documents that explains the parts of the puzzle of the economic trick. You have to connect pieces, and then make your own conclusions.
What I've written are my own conclusions, not being expert in any case.

Something to start:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dmPchuXIXQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls0LL61RSiM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxyyVW6sCO8 (in spanish)


Conclusion:
1.
The banks lend inexisting money to be returned with an interest.
The amount of the money to be returned plus the interest doesn't exist. So there's a problem.
There´s more debt than money to fix the debt.

2.
The government "buys" new money to the Federal Reserve.
Now there is real money to pay the debts... somewhere, but the new money is not in the hands of those who had to pay the debts.
So:
The worker has to work more for the owners of the "new money" he needs to pay his debts and the interests.
The worker has to work more for the government that has "bought" this "new money" to the Federal Reserve, and has to pay his debts and the interests.
The worker has to work more because his money has fall in value, because now there's more money.
The worker perhaps can up with this exploiting other workers (jump to "how to be rich")

3.
For who is the "new money" the government has "bought" to the Federal Reserve?
1. For the Federal Reserve owners.
2. For the creditors of the government (The FED, banks, investors... all those who had bonds of the country)
3. The rest is for whatever the government wants to use it. Public sanity, public security, public works, wars to exploit non cooperating countries, politician and friends "tips"...

4.
When reach this "new money" the worker?
When he has asked for another credit to the bank. (jump to the point 1)
Aftr the first ones have spent it.

5.
Why is better to have this "new money" before than after? (being betwen the first ones)
An example:
There are 3 fishes per day and 3 dollars per day. There are 3 workers with one dollar per day. Each worker can buy a fish per day with his dollar.
The FED makes 3 more dollars. The first ones with these new money can still buy fishes with one dollar. THEY (the firsts) buy 3 fishes, and next day the sellers-workers have one more dollar each one, two instead one.
As they all have 2 dollars, and theres still 3 fishes per day (or less, cause the FIRSTS has bought a lot of thing with this new fresh money), each fish cost now two dollars. But they have to pay taxes to the government, 1 dollar per worker.
Now, they have to work harder to obtain 6 fishes, in order to each fish costs 1 dollar again. This is hard (and there are some other factors), they better ask for a credit to the bank. They borrow 1 inexisting dollar and will have to return the dollar plus the interest.
¡This money doesn't exist!

Don't worry, the FED keeps on making dollars, the workers have more debts and interests to pay and more taxes to pay because the government also has more debts to pay.
Maybe some of them find a way to obtain more fishes exploiting other workers, or to obtain the fishes from other poor countries.
If the government and some workers make this... the economy can grown up: obtaining the money and the fishes from other countries (exploiting or robbing, NEVER BUYING or the money will fly way, except in the case of buying ridiculous cheap)

This way, the losses and debts that are increased are the ones of the exploited countries.
And what these countries receive in exchange? hum... more debts... and... more debts... slavery... hum... problems... ¡¡¡and the civilization!!!... poverty.

6.
Could a country stand without debts exploiting only his resources and his own people?
What? Do you mean a country of the First World? In the First World there's also poor people, and slavery (that is not called slavery, but work to pay debts and taxes, or rents for the oenwr of the land or bussines where you work). If we don't exploit other countries there would be more slavery yet in our own country!!!
Why?
Remember we have to pay to those smart people who makes up "money of nothing" and give credits with "not-existing-yet money" (those that borrows you your own future money and still demands you the payment of interests).
We can work very very very hard to get the pay of all our debts, but then, THEY will make more "new money" again, buying more cheap resources. In 6 months or one year, we'll have the same money, less resources, and all things will cost more. So we really have less money.
The next step is more debts, more work to pay the debts... (jump to point 1)

This doesn't sound well...

We better need an external source to give this rich elite their deserved taxes and pay the less amount possible from our own country resources and pockets.

If our great coporations sack well across those poor countries full of stupids, dictators and terrorists (the people in the TV doesn't lies!!!), with the aid of our army if necesary  (if the bribes, assasins and troublemakers fails), we'll have to pay less, and we can obtain cheap stuff to buy. If ther masters are happy and rich, the dogs are happy. If the masters have problems, the dogs should work harder to obtain more money in order the masters pay his debts first and became rich again.
But remember: a dog will be always a dog. A slave will be always a slave while the master rules.

I've been purposely exaggerate at the examples, and there are more points not touched, like the danger for the middle and low classes of a rich country with the delocation of enterprises and services. It's a neverending list of implications.
The fact is that we can't all be rich at the same time ¿who will work?

Neither we could all be middle-class. If each one works for him and for a little common services ¿who will work for those who want the others work for them?

Well, we could be middle-class and some little richs. No, the very richs needs to be very very rich with a big difference over the most of the people. That way they will be sure they would never become middle-class or low-class because an unlucky bussines. Their excess of money serves to save his richness, serves to put the politicians they want, quit the politicians they don't want, control the mass media, the education of the people, and to support bribes and wars to protect his bussines and exploits around the world.


(Sorry for my bad english and lack of a more varied vocabulary)